7) Merv Hughes vs Javed Miandad
In 1991, when Australia faced Pakistan in a Test series, Javed Miandad tried to sledge Merv Hughes.
Miandad, in an attempt to distract Merv, said to him, “Merv you are a big, fat bus conductor”.
Just a few balls later, Hughes dismissed Miandad. After doing so, the Aussie cricketer ran past him and shouted, “Tickets please.”